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Content: This site is safe for children to view, unless they have been the victims of severe coddling
or of one o' them creepy religions that forbids fun.
Privacy: No personal information regarding visitors to this site is deliberately accumulated, retained,
nor will be passed on by the webmaster to any third party, except in the event of attempted vandalism
of this site, in which case we provide any pertinent data to our large friend Guido.
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and web team, the identified providers of internet services, the identified copyright holders or the identified
sites that have granted permission for the use of their graphics, or the providers of non-copyrighted
public-domain credit-free web graphics. Or somethin' like that. And don't you steal from us neither!
Notary Sojac: This website was programmed live before a studio audience. No animals were harmed
in the making of this website. Batteries not included. This website is sold by weight, not by volume.
Some settling of contents may occur during shipment. Not valid if altered or damaged. All models
over 18 years of age at the time they were googled. Employees must wash hands. You're only young
once, but you can be immature forever. Behold the power of cheese! Life is just a chair of bowlies. Lifts
and separates. Slippery when wet. Between love and madness lies obsession. If condition persists for
more than four hours, see your doctor immediately. Only you can prevent forest fires. Your future is here,
on the Niagara Frontier. Be big, be a builder. Makes hundreds of Julienne fries in seconds. Small pieces
may present choking hazard. Do not read website while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Do not take in combination with alcohol or other drugs. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. Do not taunt
Happy Fun Ball. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Please remove speaker
from window and replace on post before leaving website. No solicitors. Your mileage may vary.